Friday, January 15, 2010

Why don't blondes talk whilst having sex?

Why don't blondes talk whilst having sex?
Because their mums told them not to talk to strangers!

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
Some traffic signs say stop

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
Some traffic signs say stop

How many letters are in the Alphabet?

How many letters are in the Alphabet?
Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!

How many letters are in the Alphabet?

How many letters are in the Alphabet?
Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!

Why can't men get Mad Cow's Disease?

Why can't men get Mad Cow's Disease?
Because they are pigs

What do 7'tall basketball players do in their off season?

What do 7'tall basketball players do in their off season?
Go to the movies and sit in front of you