Why don't blondes talk whilst having sex?

Why don't blondes talk whilst having sex?
Because their mums told them not to talk to strangers!

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

Some traffic signs say stop

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

Some traffic signs say stop

How many letters are in the Alphabet?

How many letters are in the Alphabet?
Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!

How many letters are in the Alphabet?

How many letters are in the Alphabet?
Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!

Why can't men get Mad Cow's Disease?

Why can't men get Mad Cow's Disease?

Because they are pigs

What do 7'tall basketball players do in their off season?

What do 7'tall basketball players do in their off season?
Go to the movies and sit in front of you

What do u call a blonde hiding in a closet?

What do u call a blonde hiding in a closet?
The 1987 world hide and seek champion

How do you keep a blonde busy all day?

How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner

blonde is on 1 side of a lake and yells 2 another blonde across the lake, 'How do I get 2 the other side?'

blonde is on 1 side of a lake and yells 2 another blonde across the lake, 'How do I get 2 the other side?'

The other blonde yells back, 'U R on the other side!'

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
It's like when dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
It's like when dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

God made man and then rested,

God made man and then rested,
God made women and then no one rested

God made man and then rested,

God made man and then rested,
God made women and then no one rested

Drive carefully:

Drive carefully:
90 % of people in this world are caused by accidents...

Drive carefully:

Drive carefully:
90 % of people in this world are caused by accidents...

I wanted to send you something that would make you smile...

I wanted to send you something that would make you smile...

But the postman told me to get out of the mailbox

I wanted to send you something that would make you smile...

I wanted to send you something that would make you smile...

But the postman told me to get out of the mailbox

Yesterday night I lay on my bed looking at the stars, then I wondered

Yesterday night I lay on my bed looking at the stars, then I wondered...
Hey, where on earth IS MY ROOF!

Yesterday night I lay on my bed looking at the stars, then I wondered

Yesterday night I lay on my bed looking at the stars, then I wondered...
Hey, where on earth IS MY ROOF!

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...

Sorry I am leaving now, I can't find a brain

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...

Sorry I am leaving now, I can't find a brain

I Want triplets you want twins....

I Want triplets you want twins....

Lets get in bed and see who wins

I Want triplets you want twins....

I Want triplets you want twins....

Lets get in bed and see who wins

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny well...Enough about ME! How about you?

When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment

When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its £3.95 per minute!

Why did they call it PMS?

Why did they call it PMS?
Mad cow disease was already taken!